Amber Heard’s baby occasionally appears on her Instagram feed as a prop, but who’s looking after her when Heard is working and partying?
The Aquaman acctress lifestyle hasn’t changed much since she became a mother earlier this year. Still working full time and partying with her friends and co-stars drinking many bottles of red wine. So who’s looking after Amber Heard’s baby (Oonagh Paige Heard)?
It is completely understandable that Amber Heard would want to protect her newborn surrogate daughter from the staring eyes of paparazzi, but she’s not really doing that. Like any parent would know, motherhood is hard.
Yes, we want to share images of our little bundle of joy on our social media accounts and with our closest friends — and we do (trust us) — but we usually avoid including ourselves in the photos.
Sure, our babies may be adorable but we don’t want to scare our friends with the imagery of our ghastly selves. We look like tired ghosts in baby-food-stained pajamas; not a pretty sight!
As a mother I cannot help but feel that Amber Heard’s motherhood photos are staged. They all look like stock photos that you could search using basic key phrases.
Here is: “mother embraces new born child with love.”
This is the first image Amber Heard ever shared of her surrogate baby daughter, Oonagh Paige. She also shared a lengthy message with the image that kind of sounded like she was boasting about buying a new car:
“Four years ago, I decided I wanted to have a child. I wanted to do it on my own terms. I now appreciate how radical it is for us as women to think about one of the most fundamental parts of our destinies in this way […] I also get that the nature of my job compels me to take control of this.”
This just screams “I did this for my own image.” The post is not about her daughter, it is about being a mother and how responsible she is because she is also a rich Hollywood actress.
She’s also has makeup on, her hair done up, and is wearing designer clothes while in bed.
Then there is this one… “healthy mother.”
Here Amber Heard wants to show just how healthy she is, and that she doesn’t just drink red wine 24/7. Even though she literally gags right after taking a sip of her juice/smoothie; not enough alcohol in it to mask the flavour of fruit, I guess.
Also, why is Oonagh Paige Heard even in this video? Is she trying to associate health with parenting? Again, not natural at all. She doesn’t even look comfortable holding her own daughter.
Oh, it gets better (or worse, depending on how you see this). “Single working mother.”
What a nice Apple products ad? Amber Heard on the latest Apple iMac laptop sporting the Apple Watch while pretending to do business. Again, makeup done and hair on point. She’s even holding poor Oonagh Paige uncomfortable and awkwardly so she’s clearly in the shot. Why is she even in this picture, I ask?!
Her message, again, about her: “I am just the mom and the dad.” Oh, look at her, single mother. So strong, so proud. Hey Amber, join the single mothers who aren’t earning millions in Hollywood and can’t afford a personal photographer and makeup artist to follow us around when we feel like we want to use our children as props to boost our public image. Okay?
When Amber Heard first posted an image of her surrogate daughter, she explicitly stated that her and her daughter’s private life is none of our business. But I guess she is willing to break her own rule to take a few glamour selfies with her porcelain doll for good publicity.
In contrast, I want to show you one last picture. You’d think that a responsible single super mother would have her priorities in order; say, maybe take some time off work to spend it with your newborn child. Maybe even give up on partying and binge drinking red wine? But nope. This super busy, super mother, still has time to empty wine cellars.
She’s so excited, and she just can’t hide it. Amber’s about to drink that wine, poop in bed, and then deny it. She looks more excited about the wine then she does her newborn surrogate daughter, Oonah Paige.
So, who really is looking after Amber Heard’s baby when she’s busy filming Aquaman 2, traveling Europe and binge drinking red wine? Is she using that USD$7 million Johnny Depp divorce settlement she lied about donating to a children’s charity to bankroll her nanny service? Someone has to be looking after that poor girl while Amber Heard isn’t.
Let’s just say that this is very convenient timing for Amber Heard to have a baby; because, the way it is looking for her upcoming 2022 trial, she could be going to prison for several felony crimes, but they wouldn’t dare lock up a single mother (if you catch my drift).